Technorati

Join to technorati is one of the way to increase your blog quality. Most money program use technorati to considerable that blog is approve or decline. So this is a important part to our blog.
They will see your authority technorati, high or low to make decision.

The easy way to increase your authority is with doing exchange blog with your friends. If you want exchange with my blog let me know, just make comment in this post.

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Zoo Job

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off.

He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.

At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.

The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"

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Their sons

These 4 pals go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son Bill," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "George is so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man's son, Albert, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Frank's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."

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Pato

Couple week again i can see action Pato in Series A with AC Milan. This boy very talented in football, like another football star he came from Brazil the football country. Actually he was join with Ac Milan in July 2007 but he can't played cause the rules in Italy that forbidden to player under 17 play in serias A match.

In Ac Milan he will play together with her idols, Kaka and Ronaldo. I think decision from AC Milan to buy Pato is good decision. In couple year again he will become a star and increasing her value. So i will wait the new star football ...

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Met Old Friend

I'm glad today, i was meet with my old friends. We make friendship since in Junior high school. And now we meet again, i think this our first meet since 4 years ago.

We talking about anything, laughing together and finally we get dinner. Since we graduated from senior high school we seldom meet cause she lived in another town. And i hope we still contact, and keep friends forever.

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Driving around The World

Do you ever dreaming about make a trip around the world? Maybe you must visiting vwvgabonds .
just to know how feel have a chance make espedition around the world.

This is web about the story of a Latin woman, her gringo husband, and the whole
wide world. Amanda & Richard Ligato decided to leave their hum-drum
everyday routine and set out beyond their world where life felt a
little too guaranteed, insured, and sealed for their own protection.
Leaving behind all the mind numbing comforts of home and the security
of the familiar they embarked on a three year overland trip in their
1970's hippie-van with the goal of discovering first-hand how others
find joy in life.

The experience changed them forever.

Upon completing their expedition the couple settled in Southern
Africa where they compiled a book chronicling their most outrageous
travel tales and the lessons learned on this incredible journey. The
new authors have just released their book, Wide-Eyed Wanderers, A
Befuddling Journey From the Rat Race to the Roads of Latin America and
Africa.

With the lessons from the road in their rucksacks the Ligatos
continue to avoid falling back into the rut of everyday life.  They
are planning a new journey, one that involves an even simpler mode of
travel, two wheels, no motor, and complete exposure.

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Visit Solo

Its first time for me to visit Solo, this City is nice place to vacation. I'm there with my friends just to vacation and look around this city. Its no longer from town that i lived, its about 1 hour make a trip.

This city ex kingdom, and many heritage building that interested me. I'm so glad have a chance to visit this city. Maybe i will back again with my family to vacation there.

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Hard Day

Hello

How is all your day so far? I was so tired from the last few days and now I just stayed at home to take it easy. I turn on my computer and playing music to drive me a nap about two hours this afternoon and when wake up I feel better it seems.

Thanks to all for visiting here, and many many thanks to my sister that give me delicious food and thank you once again!

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Broken

This is another duet that i love it by Seether and Amy Lee, the tittle is broken

I wanted you to know
I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph
and I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

'Cause I'm broken
when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right
when you're gone away

You've gone away,
you don't feel me, anymore

The worst is over now
and we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high,
you steal my pain away
There's so much left to learn,
and no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

'Cause I'm broken
when I'm open
And I don't feel like
I am strong enough
'Cause I'm broken
when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right
when you're gone away
2x

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National Music

Every country have a unique music that different with another country and dangdut is country music of Indonesia. Its different with another music in the world. The main different is in the instrument music that used. Dangdut used gendang (like a drum) and suling (like a flute) , and this combine with modern instrument like guitar and keyboard.

Dangdur identically with urban community and village music. In every weekend so many show held in Indonesia with performance from dangdut singer. And often every night held competition singing dangdut in national television.

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I'm Lossed my DVD

My Avatar DVD collection was lossed, and i can't remember where i put it before. This DVD was i collect nearly one year past, and i'm so sadness about this. Avatar is manga film and i love the story and how they create the image.

I hope i just forgot where i'm put it, or maybe my friends was borrowed it and i'm not remember that. I will check it to all my friends. Its disastrous if i can find it....

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Everything Burns

I'm often interested with song that singing by duet between man and woman. I think combine between woman voice and man voice give a unique result and great harmony. One of song that i am interested is duet between Been Moody feat Anastacia with title everything burns. And below is the lyric of that song.

(Anastacia):
She sits in her corner,
Singing herself to sleep
Wrapped in all of the promises
That no one seems to keep
She no longer cries to herself
No tears left to wash away
Just diaries of empty pages
Feelings gone astray
But she will sing...

(CHORUS: Anastacia & Ben Moody):
'Till everything burns,
While everyone screams,
Burning their lies,
Burning my dreams
All of this hate
And all of this pain
I'll burn it all down,
As my anger reigns,
'Till everything burns

(Anastacia):
Ohh, oh...

(Ben Moody):
Walking through life, unnoticed
Knowing that no one cares
Too consumed in their masquerade,
No one sees her there
And still she sings...

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Increasing Your Pagerank

There so many tips for blogger to increasing their page rank, and this is what you must do to get page rank better:

1. Make sure that your blog have simple stricture and easy by google to read it
2. Keep update your blog, so many pages that you have, google will appreciate with your blog
3. Be sure the meta description in every pages
4. Trying to get back link from another website that have higher page rank than us
   

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Close to You

This is another my favorite song, first time i heard this song when watching close to you film. Actually this is a old song and so many singer was remark this song. This is the lyric of close to you.

Why do birds suddenly appear?
Every time you are near
Just like me they long to be
Close to you

Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by
Just like me they long to be
Close to you

On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust
In your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

That is why all the girls in town
Follow you all around
Just like me they long to be
Close to you

On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust
In your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue

That is why all the girls in town
Follow you all around
Just like me they long to be
Close to you
Just like me they long to be
Close to you

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Tracking Our Visitor

To know about all our visitor you can use google analytics to track it. To can used this program you must have google account before. After sign up you can add your blog and get code HTML in order to google can track your visitor.

The information about visitor will update daily, theres you can see from where your visitor came from shoutbox, direct type from search engine. And if visitor came from search engine you can see what the keyword that they used. Its easy and fun to use google analytics, with their information we can learn how to improve our blog.

I was used this program, so i can track from where you came from. What are you doing in myblog on how long you was here and where the page that opened. Lets try it...

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Pool of Alligators

This funny story about alligators in the pool, :

A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen.
The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators.

The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.
The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.

The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!"

Source : onlyfunnystories.com

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What Is Reader Needed

This is a list, what content that reader needed

- Entertainment
Increasingly blogs are being used as entertainment. People are going to them for laughs, for gossip and for fun conversation.

- Education
some blog readers are primarily interested in learning something about a given topic.

-Information
Many successful blogs are built on the thirst that some have to be informed on an issue, product or topic

- Debate
Some blog readers want a place that they can have a good old fashioned dialogue, debate or even a fight over an issue

- News
Many blog readers just want to be kept up to date in a field

- Community
I’m aware of some very successful blogs that tap into the need that people have to connect and belong. Quite often the topic is secondary to these connections.

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Writing Good Contents

So many blogger said that to increase your visitor just writing good contents. Definition about good content is subjective depending by blogger and the reader. Its maybe similars with how we say to good book or good movie.

But writing good content is not easy, its need hard exercise to be expert in writing good article. So keep writing and learn from expert, don't never given up. You can learn to famous blog that has great visitor, see how they write and what they write.

It's true that good content make visitor come automatically to our blog, cause they will see that our blog have high quality and they will make link in their blog. So keep trying bro

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Income Stream For Blogger

Advertising Programs -The most common way bloggers seem to earn money online is via the contextual ad program from Google - Adsense

Sponsorship - advertise directly on blogs.

Affiliate Programs - There are larger affiliate programs like Amazon, Linkshare, Clickbank and Commission Junction

Donations - Through the generosity of the readership

Paid to review - blogger write about adveriser product and post it in their blog like payperpost, reviewme, smorty, sponsoredreviews

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Why wait?

This is lyric from Belinda, with the title why wait?, i think this song very nice, you can see from the lyric, lets see it

Picture it perfect
Don't hesitate to live your dreams
It's more than worth it
If you know what you wanna be

Why wait?
When now is the right time
Today could just pass you by
Why wait?
It's your turn, it's your life
The future is what we make
So why wait?

You've gotta reach out
and see the world is in you hands
I know you know how
just gotta go for it take a chance

Why wait?
When now is the right time
Today could just pass you by
Why wait?
It's your turn, it's your life
The future is what we make
So why wait?

Why wait..You’re ready to do this
no wait…you can ever be stopped
Why wait?
When now is the right time
Today could just pass you by
Why wait?
It's your turn, it's your life
The future is what we make
So why wait?

Why Wait?
Tomorrow can be so far away or already here
Why wait?
You just gotta let go
You gotta believe in yourself all the way
You know that you got what it takes
So why wait?

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Technical Support

This another funny story i have get from another website (i forgotten address):

This conversation between technical support with their customer via telephone
Customer: "I just received an Onyx yesterday, and I tried to set it up today and it doesn't work."Tech Support: "It just doesn't boot up?"
Customer: "It doesn't even turn on. I see nothing on the screen, and the fan doesn't even turn on in the back of the system."
Tech Support: "Is the monitor functioning? Is there a little green light in the lower right corner of the monitor?"
Customer: "Yes, there is."
Tech Support: "OK, is the computer plugged in?"
Customer: (irritated) "Look, I think I know how to set up a system. I'm a college graduate, you know."
Tech Support: "OK, let me finish typing up this report, and I'll send it off. You will get a reply within one business day."
Customer: (exasperated) "Thank you. I mean I paid a huge amount of money for this computer. The least you people can do it make sure it works before sending it to me!"
Customer: "I mean, to add to the poor quality control, you even sent me one extra power cord."
Tech Support: "One extra cord?"
Customer: "Yes, it looks just the one I used to plug in the monitor and computer, but that's all you sent to me. I have no use for this other one."
At this point, I thought I should inquire a little more...but use a bit of tact to do so.
Tech Support: "Sir, can you double check the serial number on the back of your computer?"
Customer: "On the back of the computer?"
Tech Support: "Yes, sir."
Customer: (sigh) "All right, all right, hold on..."
I heard a few muffled grunts as he crawled over his desk to see the back of the computer. He repeated the serial number from the sticker. I didn't bother to verify it.

Tech Support: "Thank you, sir. Oh, by the way, can you check to see if the computer is plugged in?"

Dead silence. He could just picture the man's face when he realized that the computer was never plugged in in the first place and that the "extra" power cord he was holding in his hand was for the computer.

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I'm exhausted

Today i was played futsal with my friends, and this is the first time i played futsal in real futsal yield. Cause seldom doing sports before, just in ten minutes i was exhausted. And i am feel have something wrong with this body. Actually i'm very like with this games, but with the bad stamina i can't played it well.

And i was make promises to myself to go fitness center to improve my stamina. Sports very important for our body to maintain them keep healthy. I hope a could play it again someday with great stamina.

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Radio conversation

I've get this story from another website, but i am forgot the website address:

This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.

- Please change your direction 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
- Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
- This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
- No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
- THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
- This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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National Treasure

I was seen this movie so many times and i am not bored with it. I think this movie have great story, with full of conspiracy about America from declaration independent, picture in 100 dollars and more. This film tell about pursuit of treasure according the clue was made by formers of America.

And last night i watch this film again, its most teen times i played my VCD and i still like it.

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Jogja Not Comfortable Again

Jogja is one of interesting province to learn in college, theres so many college and university and cause this Jogja was called as Education City. Every year thousands student had came to this city from all around of Indonesia. They came to Jogja for one reason is go to college.

But every year the student that choose Jogja as place to get college was decrease. And many college not get student enough. The decrease of interest Jogja as education city because citizen not care again about student. Theres no more family relationship again and all become materialistic. And if this situation didn't get reaction from Jogja government its possible that Jogja not interested again.

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Other Function of Search Engine

Every time i am online, the most website i visited is search engine google. I more comfortable with google, i cant imagine if internet without search angine. I used search engine to find information that i need. But theres another function of search engine, like searching our old friends.

I was used search engine to find my friends, where they live and where they work. Just to type name of your name its possible to know where your friends now.

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No Place for Poor Man

Jakarta government was release their policy about poor man. In this policy, we not able to give something to people that life in street like in traffic light and other. Punishment for who do it is in prison 60 days or pay money maximal 20 million rupiah.

This policy was release with reason to keep Jakarta as capital city of Indonesia clean and pleasant place. This rules was made to reduce criminality in street, cause many criminal used street boy as disguise..

Unfortunately, the government of Jakarta not give opportunity to them to get better job. And this policy will make another problem.

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Conspiracy of Sajada

Sajada is used when moslem solat to pray to Allah. Sajada is prayer rug in Islam. Today many sajada have picture, like flower or masque. For the moslem when they solat must deeply absorbed in, and no thought in their mind except remember Allah.

But why now so many sajada have pictured it, its can make our mind distract cause this picture. I think we forgotten that we must take away all stuffs that can make our mind distract when we solat. And this time for moslem to protest factory that produce sajada with picture.

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Memorize of Puzzle

Its true that learning at children like write on the rock. About 6 years ago, i give my cousin 4 years old puzzle. I brought it cause she crying maybe cause she just came to my house after take long journey from her house.

And until now, she always remember me as good man cause i was give puzzle. This is proven that what you bring to your daughter,children will planted in his mind. So give them a best treatment, don't ever give them bad memorize about you.

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Welcome Ramadhan

Ramadhan has came, ramadhan is one of the month in Islam calender. This calender was made according route of moon to earth. Islam calender have different with other calender in day in one year.

Ramadhan is fasting month by moslem, in this month all moslem around the world must fast from dawn to sunset in one month full. People must fasting to get feel how poor man life so we can more tolerable with them.

And this year i hope make a change my attitude, cause Ramadhan is perfect time to make us better. And i hope for all moslem to get better after Ramadhan. Welcome Ramadhan!

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Change My Template...

Finally i have change my template, thanks for all guys that visiting me, keep in touch

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I am wait you say sorry

As neighbor country Indonesia and Malaysia have same history, majority citizen both country is Melayan, and both country have National Language nearly same. And with all this evidence Indonesia and Malaysia like twin.

But relationship Indonesia and Malaysia go to crisis cause referee from Indonesia that came to Malaysia to participate in championship has torture by Malaysia police. And this make Indonesian citizen be angry heard about this. Many demo was held in Indonesia to sued malaysia government apologize with this torture.

And thanks to God that Malaysia was said sorry to Indonesian government about this case. And i hope we can be really family, without insult each other.

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Series A

Series A league was started, finally can watch football again after two month no competition. I think this season more interesting cause Juventus was back again in series A after one season play on Series B.

This season i predict that champion will get by one of four big club Italy there is Inter Milan, Juventus, Roma, and Milan.

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News [dot] com Get Awarded

News[dot]com was get awarded Suardi Tasrif Award from Association of Independent Jurnalistic.
This awarded was bring to news[dot]com cause this program bring opportunity to people said their opinion.

I think this show very interesting and entertainer too, this show has a prominent figure in politic of Indonesia. Like former president of Indonesia Gus Dur, vice president Jusuf Kalla and other. This show give critical to government about the policy that was made.

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My Parking Ticket

When you parking your vehicle maybe you will give ex-ticket. I often get ex-ticket when parking in front off shop or in market. Actually we have a right to get legitimate ticket from government, but many official not give our right.

Parking ticket is one of income to our country, so if we given ex-ticket it mean no income for country. I suggest to you, that to minimize ex-ticked used again by official you must ribbed parking ticket by your self. With this action, we can reduce ex-ticked used by official parking.

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Nokia

Are your hand phone Nokia? If yes, let checking your battery. Nokia the biggest hand phone factory was said that they will pull a million battery series BL-5C. Nokia is one of five the mos brand value in the world with coca-cola and microsoft.

This policy was made cause nokia battery possible to overheating and this can be dangerous for user. And for this problem nokia was provided 1,3 quintillion. To learn more about the kind of battery that possible to overheating you can visit nokia website

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Linkin Park

Are you lost, In your lies
Do you tell yourself I don't realize
Your crusade's a disguise
Replace freedom with fear
You trade money for lives
I'm aware of what you've done
No no more sorrow
I've paid for your mistakes
Your time is borrowed
Your time has come to be replaced
I see pain, I see need
I see liars and thieves
Abuse power with greed
I had hope, I believed
But I'm beginning to think that
I've been deceived
You will pay for what you've done

Text above is part of lyric from Linkin Park, the title is no more sorrow, From lyric above maybe they would describe about war against terrorism especially in Iraq.
Another song from same album "minute to midnight" you can heard Hands Held Hight, this is the lyric that song

o you see the soldiers they're out today
They brush the dust from bullet proof vests away
It's ironic at times like this you pray
But a bomb blew the mosque up yesterday
There's bombs in the buses, bikes, roads
Inside your market, your shops, your clothes

in Linkin Park album the other critical to government you can heard in "The Little Things Give You Away"

Water grey, Through the windows, up the stairs
Chilling rain, Like an ocean everywhere
Don't want to reach for me do you
I mean nothing to you
The little things give you away
And now there will be no mistaking
The levees are breaking
All you've ever wanted
Was someone to truly look up to you
And six feet under water, I Do
Hope decays, Generations disappear
Washed away, As a nation simply stares

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My EPL...

English Premier League (EPL) that was waited from two month ago has came

today's. Unfortunately, for this season football lover in Indonesia can't see this great competition footbal for free. Cause know the right to relay all EPL match to indonesia was have by Astro (tv paid).

English premier league was become favorite league by football lovers in Indonesia. Its proven by many fans club from england in Indonesia like Manchester United, Chelsea, liverpool and Arsenal. EPL become favorite cause many factor, like player with high skill, and professionalism from EPL to held competition.

This news drive me to sadness, cause i can't see action green celebrities like Tevez from Manchester, Torres from Liverpool and The great Christiano Ronaldo. Bye..bye..EPL..

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